The Next Trimspa Spokesmodel

I guess black really does make you look slimmer.

You know, even at the peak of her appeal, I was never that into Britney. Her manly neck bothered me. That's not to say I didn't find her attractive - but I wasn't like some of my male friends who'd instantly salivate at the mere mention of the lyrics to "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman." Of course it's because they're all pedophiles.